Hi guys! New city, new team, new adventure! This year Ken and I are located in Großbockedra, Germany. Don’t ask me how to pronounce it, I haven’t really gotten a straight answer on that… I do know that groß means “big,” and klein means “little,” so since there’s a Kleinbockedra down the road… I can only assume there’s a Regular Bockedra somewhere around here.
Par for the course, this post is late as Kenny and I have been here for almost 2 months now, but better late than never has always been a mantra of mine.
Großbockedra is in the country and a little over 15 minutes away from the city of Jena. The drive from the city is beautiful, complete with rolling hills, endless greenery, and even little farm animals.
I’ve taken many walks to explore the entirety of our new village. This feat did not take long as it’s the smallest place we’ve ever been, I cannot imagine Little Bockedra being anything more than a single street.
Our apartment, however, is worth the seclusion from the city. It has everything we need and even a little yard for the Tedster. Actually, Ted has really lucked out here, he loves his easy potty access and country walks.
Also, I think it’s worth noting one of Großbockedra’s many fine feature includes a goldfish pond in the middle of the village… no explanatory signs or anything… just a square pond with some goldfish. I gotta believe there’s some reasoning behind this.Anyway! Enough about our wee village. Kenny and my first mini adventure was a lovely little nearby castle called Schloss Leuchtenburg. Shockingly close to our humble little village, it was an easy half day trip.
It was a glorious day for a castle hunt! The castle was up a little mountain which made for beautiful views.
The earliest record of Schloß Leuchtenburg dates all the way back to 1221, we’re talking like Genghis Khan times, people. The castle was pretty awesome. The first thing you see when you enter is a giant well complete with a watermill.
Kenny and I had some fun with the mill. Click here if you’d like to see my failure, but to be fair, he cut the video before I was successful.
**Editor’s note: Kenny read this and insisted I make a correction. I, in fact, was never able to make the mill wheel turn…
Kenny made a much better hamster than I did.
Oddly enough, the next awesome part of the castle was the porcelain museum. The first part of it was pretty creepy, that’s not to say it wasn’t impressive.Okay, but after that, the next part was the awesome half. They called it the Skriptorium; you write your deepest wish on a plate and drop it off of the “Skywalk of Wishes,” letting your porcelain wish shatter into pieces.
First tho, we went through this really excellent wish hallway.
People have weird wishes…
The skywalk was amazing. The sentiment was wonderful, and the views incredible.The castle itself was really nice. The structures were beautiful and the courtyard was excellent. There were several signs detailing the many different uses the castle has seen over the centuries. Apparently this castle was predominantly a prison, starting around the 17th century. The place is complete with a slightly horrifying torture chamber. I mean this place is no joke, they really pulled out all the stops… A couple of nicknack’s depicting the different ways they tortured people… And also killed people…
Apparently the blade bears a depiction of a gallows, a 4-way wheel brace, and IHS, the monogram for Jesus Christ. Not seeing it. Guess the centuries took its tool.
The paraphernalia was pretty entertaining. There was even a cartoon of a chained man being tossed into a river. My attempt at a translation came out something like “thrown into the waters for false pretensions”… So I guess this was what you got for lying in mediaeval times.
**Editor’s note, again: I have since been informed that he is in fact a she: a murderous she. German mediaeval vernacular can really be tricky. Thanks Silke 🙂Along with torture and executions these guys were also big fans of public humiliation. Their favorite little ignominy was making sinners wear a sort of shame mask or symbol.
Also, toads were involved…The last form of torture I witnessed was the bathroom facilities. I can honestly say I have never contemplated how people used the bathrooms in medieval times but I did not consider this. The above photo is terrible but that hole literally leads about a 100 feet to the valley below. Heads up for falling poops, I guess.
The rest of the castle was pretty standard as far as castles go… The fact that it was built in the 1200’s and then turned into a prison speaks to the lack of luxury and lavishness. Ken and I have seen many castles over the years and most are oozing with velvet, marble and decadence.This particular castle was rather rudimentary, but it was not without its charms.
The courtyard, for instance, was lovely. It held spectacular views, a chapel, prayer grove, and a little wine cellar.
The chapel is still used for weddings and ceremonies today so it was modernized. The wine cellar dates back all the way to the castle’s origin in 1200. Ironically, the last stop of our castle tour was the very top. We climbed an endless amount of stairs.”This better be worth it,” escaped my lips about 27+ times. And it was; 360 degrees of beautiful greenery and sunshine. Mercifully, the trek down was easier and we made our way back to the outer courtyard. Unfortunately, the cute castle restaurant closed at 4:30 (what?!) but its still worth a photo share because it was very quaint and German-like.
After that disappointing discovery we left in search of sustenance. We made our way back down the mountain and enjoyed the views and the setting sun before we headed home:) Another excellent find in our “Castle Hunt Adventures.”
Schloß Leuchtenburg, check!
My next post will be about our incredible weekend trip to Wernigerode and the fairytale inspiring Harz Mountains.
Until then, cheers!